The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning. He realized that it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny spring day and decided he just had to play golf.

After a particularly bad round of golf, Robert decided not to go to the nineteenth hole [the clubhouse bar] and started to go straight home.

A wife and her husband are sitting around one evening, just talking, when the wife suddenly asks, "If I died, would you re-marry?"

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One morning on the first tee, two guys, who apparently had not any arranged playing partners, looked at each other and one asked the other if he would like to play a round together?

Every time the man next door headed toward Charlie’s house, Charlie knew he was coming to borrow something.

An ardent golfer visited the fortune teller with one thing on his mind.

An elderly lady from a remote interior village went to one of the most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband.

(Vietnam golf magazine, Nr. 50, May 2010, Page 92)

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man.