He asked the fortune teller: “Are there golf courses in Heaven?”

The fortune teller replied: “I have good news, and I have bad news…”

“What’s the good news?” asked the golfer.

“The good news is that the golf courses in heaven are the most beautiful you could imagine!”

Amazed, the golfer asked “How could there be any bad news with that?”

The fortune teller said: “You have a tee-time at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”