“He won’t get away with it this time”, muttered Charlie to his wife.

“Watch this.”

“I wonder if you’d be using your power-saw this morning,” the neighbor began.

“Gee, I’m awfully sorry,” said Charlie with a smug look, “but the fact of the matter is, I’ll be using it all day.”

“In this case,” said the neighbor, “You won’t be using your golf clubs, mind if I borrow them?”