The other guy looks at him and says, “Yes, I would as long as you don’t mind my little dog coming along with us!”
“Heck no” the other guy says, and so off them go… They make the turn and get to the thirteenth green. The guy with the dog addresses the ball and sends it on its way. It goes out and turns toward the hole and drops in. The guy’s little dog jumps up on his hind legs and starts to dance.
Well, seeing this trick the guy looks at the dog’s owner and says “Wow! That’s a smart dog you have there! What would he do if you had missed the putt??”
“Oh well”, he exclaims, “he does somersaults!”
“Somersaults!” exclaims the other guy, “how many does he do?”
“Well”, says the dog’s owner “…that depends on how hard I kick him!!!”